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Mad Hatter Is the name

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imfemalewarrior:

autumnlovesotome:

Guys, if you get a call from someone claiming to be from the Social Security Office/Administration to tell you there is “suspicious activity” and they’re going to “suspend your Social Security number” -

That’s a scam.

1) The Social Security Administration doesn’t call people (just like the IRS, they send letters.)

2) Your SS# or account cannot be “suspended.”

I just had one of these calls. I pressed 1 to talk to a “representative” and he even answered “Social Security Office, how may I help you?” Bunch of assholes, trying to scam the elderly or the uninformed out of their money. 😡

So I told him he should be ashamed of himself. That my suspending my SS# isn’t something that happens and then he hung up on me. I hope he loses sleep AND stubs his toe on his bedframe.

I got one of these calls and after the spike of panic hung up and googled it

If someone is going to come talk to you about your social security or anything of that nature they won’t send you an automated call. You can hang up (pls hang up and don’t give them any info or u could have ur identity stolen)

-FemaleWarrior

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jesussbabymomma:
“ soubrettina:
“ uskradetat:
“ I’m dying
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the things nerds do to avoid awkward conversations…
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This reminds me of that one story where this guy ran a marathon and whenever someone would try to talk to him, he would run a little...

jesussbabymomma:

soubrettina:

uskradetat:

I’m dying

the things nerds do to avoid awkward conversations…

This reminds me of that one story where this guy ran a marathon and whenever someone would try to talk to him, he would run a little faster to avoid small talk conversation with other competitors and ended up winning the marathon

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fetus-cakes:

I’m still beyond BAFFLED on how the whole “prepay the next 75 years worth of pension” passed as a law?? it’s such a transparent attempt to kill the post office who signed off on this????

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